Cincinnati Wedding Guide

I support Ohio businesses rights to choose HOW they use their OWN premises. I repudiate the role of Ohio government in taking choice and constitutional rights away from its citizens and its business people. Therefore I offer this discount:

• Does your venue support the private property rights of business owners in Ohio? If the Ohio venue I play at for you allows smoking IN their premises at the time that I play, I will refund 10% of my price on the spot!!! (outside areas and tiny airless back rooms, closets and restrooms do not count. If a person cannot walk freely across the room with a lit cigarette, cigar or pipe and freely stand and talk to me at the DJ booth while smoking, this offer is does not apply)

I also offer the following discount for my fellow patriots and philanthropists:

• Are you a member of the Fraternal Order of Eagles, VFW or the American Legion? If so show me your current valid membership/dues card and receive 10% off!

YOU MAY NOT COMBINE THESE DISCOUNTS.